04 maart 2003 bericht in archief : "apekool"

apekool
er gebeurt hier weinig. ik ben beremoe, kom tot weinig terwijl ik 20 maart alweer een examen heb. maar dat zal wel weer goed komen denk ik.

dus om de tijd te doden een mopje:

There was a Wildlife Park (in KY I think) that got a rare species of gorilla. She had been at the Park about a week when she started acting up, having mood swings, etc. Upon examination by a veterinarian he determined that she was in "heat". The Parks problem was that there were no male gorillas of this species there nor were there any in the United States as this was a very rare gorilla.

When talking about the problem and how to solve it someone mentioned Rex an employee of the Park. Now Rex was a redneck who worked there and he was not know for his brains. It was known though that Rex had the equipment to ... or shall I say - that might satisfy the female of any species. The Administrator of the Park thought - "This is the answer!" He went ot Rex and asked _"Rex would you have sex with a gorilla for $500.00?" Now although Rex seemed interested, he said he would have to think about it.

The next day Rex came to work and told the Administrator of the park that he had thought about it and "Yes he would have sex with a gorilla for $500.00 but only if three conditions were established first." The Administrator of Park was happy and asked "what the three conditions were?'

Rex said - "First you have to promise not to tell anybody." and "I don't have to kiss her." The Administrator quickly agreed to these and then probed - "What is the third condition you have Rex?"

Rex said - "Well.......

I need about a week to get the $500.00 together." ;-)